Do you?

Check out this illustration from an upcoming picture book I've been working on. It's about scrambled eggs! 

Yo, my boooooys.
Hey there, my wife. 
I’ve closed up my computer
Work is done tonight. 
My tummy’s grumblin’
And the clock says five. 
Yeah you know what time it is, 
​Let’s get some dinner tonight. 

Like pizzaaaaaa.
It’s got curves, my homies.
Golden crust, cheese and tomato
Pepperonis, my homies. 
And if I order some green peppers
And black olives, my homies
It’ll be a taste explosion. 
FLAVORPLOSION, my homies. 

And if we’re feelin’ fancy 
Havin’ fun and feelin’ fine. 
We could also order soda 
Bubbles poppin’ all the time. 
And don’t forget the breadsticks 
Marinara on the side.  
A thing of chicken wings 
Will wrap our meal up nice and tight. 

So tell me what you think, 
About the food you want to eat. 
I’m bustin’ out my phone
The app is open let me know…




“How about some noodles?” 

​It’s 6 a.m. 
And everyone’s asleep. 
Yeah you know what time it is, 
Time to do the shower creep. 
Step 1: You get outta bed. 
Step 2: Put them glasses on your head. 
Step 3: Gather up your clean clothes. 
Step 4: Walk on your tippy toes. 
Step 5: Try not to wake your parents. 
Step 6: Or your visiting uncle Claren--
YEOOOOOOOW I STEPPED ON A LEGO!! 
Step 7: You sprint back to your room. 
Step 8: And act like you’re asleep. 
And just like that, hooray! 
Yeah, you’ve done the shower creep.