<![CDATA[C. GARLAND MILLER - Blog]]>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 18:12:47 -0700Weebly<![CDATA[Follow me on Bluesky]]>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 03:37:17 GMThttp://garlandbooks.xyz/blog/follow-me-on-blueskyI'm on Bluesky now! You can follow me here: 

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]]><![CDATA[Basketball Monster!]]>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 03:24:45 GMThttp://garlandbooks.xyz/blog/basketball-monster
An orange monster basketball with fangs surrounded in orange and yellow fangs.
I've been having so much fun watch Unrivaled Basketball and following all the WNBA news the past few days. I can't wait to see the new Mercury play! 
]]><![CDATA[Salute to Cereal!]]>Mon, 03 Feb 2025 04:11:24 GMThttp://garlandbooks.xyz/blog/salute-to-cerealCereal, milk. That’s what we love, 
​We eat it every morning 
As we’re sitting on our butts. 
Cereal, milk. That’s what we love, 
We put on some cartoons 
And then we munch and crunch a bunch. 

Whether chocolate, or fruity,
Or crunchy cornflakes. 
Granola, or pebbles, 
Marshmallows on your face. 
Pour on a splash of milk, 
And happiness is at your place. 

So if you’re looking for a fun way
To start off your school day, 
Don’t delay! 
You know what to do: 
​
Grab yourself a spoon 
Put on a cartoon 
Pour yourself some cereal,
And blast off to the moon! ]]><![CDATA[Sasquatches love sombreros!]]>Sun, 26 Jan 2025 21:17:37 GMThttp://garlandbooks.xyz/blog/sasquatches-love-sombrerosDo you?
A colorful pencil drawing of a sasquatch wearing a yellow sombrero hat.
]]><![CDATA[Book sneak peek]]>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 03:51:17 GMThttp://garlandbooks.xyz/blog/book-sneak-peek
A color illustration of a rapper chef in a purple chef coat.
Check out this illustration from an upcoming picture book I've been working on. It's about scrambled eggs! 
]]><![CDATA[Dinner time!]]>Fri, 17 Jan 2025 19:11:04 GMThttp://garlandbooks.xyz/blog/dinner-timeYo, my boooooys.
Hey there, my wife. 
I’ve closed up my computer
Work is done tonight. 
My tummy’s grumblin’
And the clock says five. 
Yeah you know what time it is, 
​Let’s get some dinner tonight. 

Like pizzaaaaaa.
It’s got curves, my homies.
Golden crust, cheese and tomato
Pepperonis, my homies. 
And if I order some green peppers
And black olives, my homies
It’ll be a taste explosion. 
FLAVORPLOSION, my homies. 

And if we’re feelin’ fancy 
Havin’ fun and feelin’ fine. 
We could also order soda 
Bubbles poppin’ all the time. 
And don’t forget the breadsticks 
Marinara on the side.  
A thing of chicken wings 
Will wrap our meal up nice and tight. 

So tell me what you think, 
About the food you want to eat. 
I’m bustin’ out my phone
The app is open let me know…




“How about some noodles?” ]]>