GIANT CARNIVOROUS TREE SIGHTED: BE VIGILANT!

By Chip Chippingston, ​Cryptid Falls Chronicle Editor

Giant Carnivorous Tree

A local toddler is nursing a nipped knuckle and a bruised bottom following a nasty run-in with a previously undocumented Giant Carnivorous Tree (GCT) near the road to Richins Peak, according to the Cryptids Falls Monster Authority. The tree in question, a particularly vicious species called Sambucus gnashchompius, has been evaluated and assigned a rating of three skulls for extreme risk of loss of fingers and toes, as well as an increased chance of being gobbled up while in its presence. 

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