Note: This is a revamp of the first blog post I ever did here! I wanted to revisit it and try and present it in a different way.
Giant carnivorous trees sighted: Be vigilant!A local toddler is nursing a nipped knuckle and a bruised bottom following a nasty run-in with a previously undocumented Giant Carnivorous Tree (GCT) near the road to Richins Peak, according to the Cryptids Falls Monster Authority. The tree in question, a particularly vicious species called Sambucus gnashchompius, has been evaluated and assigned a rating of three skulls for extreme risk of loss of fingers and toes, as well as an increased chance of being gobbled up while in its presence. First-hand accountA team of experts has been deployed to the Cryptwoods to scour for signs of a breeding population. In the meantime, authorities are advising the public to steer clear of the forest surrounding Richins Peak until a thorough sweep has been conducted. Physical traitsOftentimes, it can be hard to tell GCTs from their normal, less bitey counterparts. But thankfully, no matter what species you’re looking at, all the creatures share a few distinct physical features that help make identifying them easier.
Signs of a GCTThere are a few specific signs you can use to help determine whether a GCT has taken up residence near you.
If a GCT is near you, you may witness all of these signs or none. When in doubt, play it safe and contact the Cryptid Falls Monster Authority with any suspicions.
How to protect yourself and your family
Citizens of Cryptid Falls, the Chronicle urges you to continue research on GCTs in your own time, take proactive steps to report any suspicious signs of potential GCT activity, and do whatever possible to stay away from Richins Peak and ensure the safety of both yourself and your family. If we can all unite on this mission, this GCT infestation will be over before we know it, and we can all go back to exploring nature and doing the things we love. Rating:☠️☠️☠️
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